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Who gives a fuck how old the singer is! The band kicks ass, let's leave it at that.
From First To Last has a unique sound.
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1. Complete and utter bullshit. Often used by 2 people who have been together for an extensive period of time to describe the day they first met.
2. A male euphemism for "Nice *insert female body part here*"
" ... and when I turned around, I saw Mike standing there. When our eyes met, it was love at first sight. I knew from that moment he was gonna be the man I married."
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Someone who acts like they're shit in a really egocentric way. They think they're all that when actually others think that they are just self-centred and narcissistic. First world bitches only care about themselves and the material possessions they have, they don't care about anyone one else (especially those who are poorer than themselves) as they live in their 'first world' lifestyle.
OMG, that girl just posted another selfie on Instagram. She is such a first world bitch.
Honestly, that first world bitch should spend some time doing something useful to help others instead of wasting time looking in a mirror.
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With today's technology, say one of your friends gives you a girls number and you start texting her. You end up talking to her all day and you feel like you actually love her because of who you think you know. This kind of love may or in most cases will not work out.
Guy: Holy crap dude this girl is like so freaking amazing i feel like i'm in love!
Friend (M/F): Dude that's awesome where did you meet her?
Guy:uhhhhhh i never actually "met" her but we like texted all day today!!
Friend:......WOW!! So instead of love at first sight it was love at first text?
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First Fatal Piss or FFP.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.
Mira: Where's Hetty gone?
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.
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This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*
You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.
Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*
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When someone completely new to the boards at Bodybuilding.com comes in and either says something totally idiotic, asks a question about illegal steroids or just makes a foolish statement in general, an experienced poster will then say, "Strong first post."
Noob: Hay, guise! I'm wondering what PCT I should take for my first cycle. I am 18 years old, 150 lbs."
Experienced Poster: Strong first post, noob. GTFO."
Noob: "You don't have to be all mean, I just wanted to get some answers without doing any research. Gosh..."
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