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(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.
The cave monster named Sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey.
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An individual not truly of homeless nature but who embraces the free feeling of the vagrant life. The Cave Hobo often looks like a Hobo though does not smell of one. Cave Hobos tend to also be slightly mentally ill. They like Chocolate, Milk, Pizza, and any combination of the above. They also like crayons. They can be found in any city, large or small, and can be identified by their knitted garments that cause them to resemble something like a hibernating bear. The Cave Hobo is very friendly and social and likes to sleep in public, for example park benches, even though they have a home. Cave Hobos also like to sing. More often than not they believe themselves to sound like Jesus and Fergie, not realizes that they sound more of a cat being fed through a blender. God Bless Cave Hobos
Stop being a Cave Hobo and eating crayons in public!
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MHX's Cave!!
➥ This is a 100% safely moderated community server that's focused on finding social interaction and to just talk about anything that's on your mind! They have many fun bots to play around with and an active memberbase! Events are also being hosted such as Simon Says, Last to Leave and more!
Psst, there's also a Nitro Giveaway every now and then!
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"Caves are beautiful things, you know? They're thermostatically controlled - warm when it's cold out and cool when it's warm. Very quiet. Very comfortable."
MHX's Cave is a good discord server. It has many giveaways.
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When your partner asks you to not clean your butthole before they toss your salad.
Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.
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A cave formation molded by semen for hundreds of years in order to sustain maximum moisture on the walls of the cave, and is the place for couples to endulge in massive orgies over one kiss or a handhold, as it gives everyone unusual sexual desires and a want to fuck, you can't control yourself and after some time become a sex goblin.
Guy: Let's go have sex in cum cave.
Girl: No you sex goblin.
Guy: Please?
Girl: Okie dokie.
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Normally a stubby cock, where the head of a cock goes back inward and looks like your circumcised cock never had the procedure in the first place. Looks like a toque and happens when you wear tight ginch or have a fat roll in your ginch pressing on your cocker all the time.
I've gained a lot of weight since I finished high school and whenever I take a piss I have to stretch out my bird a few times because I get cave cock.
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