thumb check

the measure to which a skirt is judged to be too short. you have a thumbs up and measure the bottom of the skirt against your wrist. if the thumb gets wet (touches poon) the skirt is too short.

man check out the skirts of those ladies. they would totally fail a thumb check.

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price check

When you are a guy and you look at another guy's nuts.

I just caught you price checking that guy.

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fuck a check

Used in poker when your cards aren't even good enough to stay in the game for free. Precedes an unnecessary fold.

F:"Check to you, G"

G:"Fuck a check."

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retard check

A raid or instance boss or aspect of an encounter in World of Warcraft that is defined by the ability of group members to accomplish a simple task.

When the words "Do not move" appear in the middle of your screen while fighting the Shade of Aran and you continue to move, you have failed the retard check by killing your group members.

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Butt check

A butt check is whenever anyone intentionally bumps into you with their butt.

Briana butt checked Tom on her way past the table, hoping for a fight.

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reality check

like a microphone check only more depressing

Reality Check
"Fuck me, Swansea, you are very expensive and very popular!"

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curb check

The act of observing where the edge of a concrete curb or median is in relation to the front tires of your vehicle

When about to clip a curb in a parking lot or while turning onto a divided highway one might yell:

"Curb check!"

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