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A puppet allowed to do nothing but read a teleprompter and sign papers with a big crayon.
And here comes our idiot in chief Joe Biden who will not be taking questions.
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A f**king amazing game(s)
An affordable, content packed game that will unite all halo fans, old and new. Announced at E3 2014, Halo Master Chief Collection will be made by 343 industries and will be released on 11/11/14, the ten year anniversary of Halo 2, Which was an amazing game. The collection will include Halo Combated Evolved Anniversary, Halo 2 anniversary, Halo 3, Halo 4, access to a live action series Halo Nightfall, and access to the Halo 5: Guardians multiplayer beta. Clearly this is an awesome deal for any Halo fan and its only $60. Halo 2 will be completely reconstructed and the graphics will be amazing with help from Blur studios. And all the other games will be bumped up to xbox one resolutions, 1080p and 60fps. Also 6 multiplayer maps of halo 2 will also be reconstructed and have amazing graphics, and all of the games have their originally multiplayer, yup you heard me ORIGINAL MULTIPLAYER (dat halo 1 pistol doe). The campaigns of all the games are playable and may have added scenes or references to Halo 5 Guardians. Each game will have all of its multiplayer maps included, even DLC maps and possibly pc maps from halo 1 and 2. So no matter what halo you like, or if you just want the halo 5 beta, this game is for you.
Person 1: I think halo 3 was OK but Halo 4 was amazing!
Person 2: What the f*ck are you talking about halo 1, 2, and 3 were amazing but
Halo 4 sucked it felt like a beta. Bungie is better at making them...
Person 1: No halo 4 is better!
Person 2: Have you even played 1 or 2 your not even a halo fan!
Person 3: Enough guys stop bitching why don't you just get
Halo: Master Chief Collection it has the campaign and multiplayer of Halo 1, 2, 3, and 4
and with xbox one graphics, and a beta for Halo 5: Guardians! I pre-
ordered mine already.
Person 1, 2: Sweet!
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When you are about to tell a friend something that they should never repeat in front of anyone else under any circumstances.
"Hey Drake, Imma be real with you chief, I think Travis is so fucking whipped by his girlfriend."
"Word, I respect that"
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When one utilises the battle tactics and escapology of the Master Chief from the Halo series.
This can be adapted to many games and involves the player shooting anyone who gets in his way, whilst running like a bitch to get somewhere safe, or to an evac. point.
This technique can also be used in conjunction with Master Chiefing It
Thought I'd try shooting my way out, mix things up a little.
How did you get to the chopper, Billy?
I used a Master Chief Escape Plan.
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A scar created by heating up the metal guard of a Bic lighter and placing it on the bicep of a Chief Nation member. It is placed with the curve (not the open end) towards the shoulder. The resulting scar is an upside down 'V' signifying ones affiliation with Chief Nation.
The Chief Nation Scar will forever signify me being amazing. CHIEF NATION!
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Often confused in the wild to be the leader over an individual(s) of limited intellect and skills within an organization that can only mine or move data around from one place to another. But in fact, the Chief Data Monkey is a new species that has command of massive amounts of data that can be turned into information and insights for individuals to make better decisions. Organizations are sprouting up around "Big Data" and calling on these individuals to help make sense of the data both big and small that have impact on markets, science and governments. The challenge for governments and large enterprises becomes who should own big data initiatives that cross over entire departments and organizations. Therefore, the rise of the Chief Data Monkey becomes a natural evolution to ensure continued growth and prosperity and elevates the role of the once belittled data monkey.
Chief Data Monkeydata monkeybig dataexecutiveorganizationenterprisemarketgovernmentanalyst
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eat a bowl of vanilla ice cream with lukewarm tap water and then have missionary sex with your wife of 20 years
giver a dirty chief justice roberts
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