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A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.
Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.
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A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.
My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.
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When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.
Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!
Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!
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someone who is lazy, incompetent, a slacker, a blue falcon, or someone who is just dead weight at their job. However, they are great at kissing ass or know the right people.
When you have a multiple bosses, then you know there is a closet hero somewhere in the middle.
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According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.
Oh, look at that Nigger Closet! It's huge!
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A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.
Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!
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It can describe something that is out of the closet, but it can also be people who are telling people that they are _____, after they were hiding it for a while.
That object is out of the closet!
Mark: Did you hear John came out of the closet as a homosexual?
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