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Traffic Cone

A girl named Leticia that wears orange and white

Shut up traffic Cone

by Pussy Gobler February 26, 2020


Traffic Cone

A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.

Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”

by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020


Chicken Coned

When you eat wings or other greasy fried food after drinking heavily and vomit so it forms a pile in the shape of a cone.

Dude, I totally chicken coned in my sleep last night.

by Amieace May 5, 2019


Get my cone on

To "get my cone on" refers to having sex with a bald man aka Conehead

Are you looking forward to tonight's date with Mike?
Hell yeah, going to get my cone on with that hot bald man

by Pootsicatsa August 14, 2017


cone-padre

Equivalent to compadre from the Spanish term but can also mean bud, friend, or pal.

You see that guy over there, he is a real cone-padre

by Archangelreaper May 26, 2017


Cone of Friends

An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together

At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.

by Phieyl June 29, 2023


Shitten cone

When you or a sexual partner shit in an ice cream cone more specifically a waffle cone shove the point up your shitty asshole and then eat the cone to the point that you have to suck it out

Sarah is into scat so she asked for a shitten cone

by Iwasamisstake January 28, 2024