A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
When you eat wings or other greasy fried food after drinking heavily and vomit so it forms a pile in the shape of a cone.
Dude, I totally chicken coned in my sleep last night.
To "get my cone on" refers to having sex with a bald man aka Conehead
Are you looking forward to tonight's date with Mike?
Hell yeah, going to get my cone on with that hot bald man
Equivalent to compadre from the Spanish term but can also mean bud, friend, or pal.
You see that guy over there, he is a real cone-padre
An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together
At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.
When you or a sexual partner shit in an ice cream cone more specifically a waffle cone shove the point up your shitty asshole and then eat the cone to the point that you have to suck it out
Sarah is into scat so she asked for a shitten cone