Someone who is a wheeler and dealer
Person A: Where's Cooter?
Person B: I dunno, probably making a deal with someone.
Another way to say wheb your legs hurt.
Suchi-“Ah my cooters hurt from that walk!”
The act of eliminating the male ejaculate from a vagina after intercourse.
After him and I had unprotected sex I went pee and took a lil cooter dump!
When your dog is so vigorously licking it's privates it makes motorboat sounds in order to breathe.
Man, is your dog snoring or are you letting her snarfle the cooter again?
The act of pounding ones vagina into a mans balls afterwards screaming “Pow! Right in the kisser!”
I gave Dave a cooter tap balls last night.
When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.
I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.
When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep
“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”