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Crystal V

An extreme 2x4. Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Probably not someone who you can rely on. She's a stuck up bitch who would most likely refer to herself as queen, when in reailty, she's a slutty ass ugly bitch who cant stay off her knees and has nothing better to do with her life except annoy the hell out of other people

Wow, that bitch is a Crystal V. Throw eggs at her!

by Smashed eggs August 31, 2008


Nancy Crystal

Two women that entire lives have amounted to them being Culver City stanky strawberries.

Did you see those two women?

Yeah, they stink. And they only became strawberries.

Do they really sleep with the same man behind each other’s back?

Indeed. The life of Nancy Crystal.

Yeah. Stinky strawberries tend to live that life.

by CaCa City Roundup August 11, 2022


Crystal Peaks

Basically a BTEC Meadowhall full of pound shops.

You popping into town or Crystal Peaks.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead October 4, 2021


Stink crystals

When an individual sits on an upholstered surface and releases a previous persons fart that has been trapped in the fabric.

Dang, somebody left some intense stink crystals in this couch.

by LouMack March 26, 2016


Crystal of Life

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
The Crystal of Life is green and can be used to manipulate souls. Taking souls or giving souls, this is used to bring to life or kill. It was stolen from the Spirit Realm by the Realm Thief. He then brought it to the physical realm.

I will bring you back to life with the Crystal of Life

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021


Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure

My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality

by Fussy Dino arms August 19, 2019


crystal baller

Crystal Baller has been wondering what the whole thing is for. In the moment he was screaming at me, but he must've been somebody else. All good! Crystal Baller is just insecure.

Hey, you know Cooper?

Yeah

His confidence really reminds me of Crystal Baller!

by PaultheBall March 25, 2024