december 5th

only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.

(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)

person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect

person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5th

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December 4th

The day the most beautiful girl on earth was born, just saying.

Eve was born in December 4th

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December 10

National put your dick in a doritos bag day

On december 10 you have to put your dick in a doritos bag. You dont have to but that is the best day to do so

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december 20

The Birthday of a Great Mother, and Who is Special and Caring. Or a Certain Friend who Matters so much to you, the people under this birthday are and always will one of the people who care most.

December 20th is defined as: My mother is so (Caring) and really (special) in so many ways, my friend too. I get to celebrate the birthdays of some of the most (caring) and (lovable) people there is.

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December 8th

Juice wrld died :((( fly high

me: i’m so sad it’s December 8th
friend: why is it so bad?
me: juicewrld died :((

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December 24th

National wear all black day to make people wonder what's wrong with you day before Christmas

Kid wears all black: ...
Parents: what's wrong, be happy tomorrow is Christmas.

And that's what should happen on December 24th

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december 11

national confess ur love to ur bff day

“hey jane i love you like a lot”
“why are you telling me this”
december 11 is national confess ur love to ur bff day where you can troll them

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