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only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.
(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)
person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect
person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5th
The day the most beautiful girl on earth was born, just saying.
The Birthday of a Great Mother, and Who is Special and Caring. Or a Certain Friend who Matters so much to you, the people under this birthday are and always will one of the people who care most.
December 20th is defined as: My mother is so (Caring) and really (special) in so many ways, my friend too. I get to celebrate the birthdays of some of the most (caring) and (lovable) people there is.
National put your dick in a doritos bag day
On december 10 you have to put your dick in a doritos bag. You dont have to but that is the best day to do so
national confess ur love to ur bff day
“hey jane i love you like a lot”
“why are you telling me this”
december 11 is national confess ur love to ur bff day where you can troll them
National wear all black day to make people wonder what's wrong with you day before Christmas
Kid wears all black: ...
Parents: what's wrong, be happy tomorrow is Christmas.
And that's what should happen on December 24th
it’s the littest day of year, and the birthday of the swaggiest people of all time. so go wish them a happy birthday.
person: it’s december 21st
other person: it’s the best day ever
another person: it’s the person’s birthday and they’re really swag