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one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo
You are a dildo supplier
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to shit in a condom and freeze it to be used
she uses canadian dildo all the time
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When two faggots put there assholes up next to each others, like their assholes are going to kiss, and then they proceed to shit back and forth into each others ass creating a dildo made of poop.
After a bix Mexican dinner Steven and Gary were to have sex but broke their glass sextoy they resorted to using a poop dildo instead. Mexican food never sat right with Gary's stomach anyway.
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Used when someone says something idiotic or stupid
"You Dildo Baggins"
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an individual that attempts humour with sexual innuendos, whilst also changing batteries on vibrators and having a vocabulary of a thousand smelly names.
Example One Enters as Vagisil_Pop_Tarts
Example Two Enters as bloody_crusty_tampons
Example Three repair_ur__needed_thingys
Scenario Four
Ring Ring
Person One Hello
Person Two Hello sir, Mr Dildo Repairman. I would like to confirm your pizza order. Could you please confrim.
Person One. Huh
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A derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. Comes form the word "dildo" meaning fake penis; and the word "licker" meaning one who licks things. The combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a"dick licker" but is in fact a "fake dick licker". Popularized by the animated series Metalocalypse.
Bono the lead singer for U2 is the biggest dildo licker in all of world history.
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A cream used to make a dildo slide smoother into a females vagina.
Your dildo is pretty dry try my dildo cream.
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