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A Hostess brand cake; OR, Shitting on someone's chest, smashing it down to form a round cake-like shape, then jizzing on it to create the curly frosting.
Jourdyn- "hey baby, wanna give me a ding dong tonight?'
Joe- "Only if you'll eat it this time!"
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A girl who has promised you that she will become your girlfriend or has led you to believe she will give you sexual favors but does not.
The girl is referred to as the 'bitch' and her act of Jewing you out of sexual promises represents the game 'ding dong ditch' like she rang your doorbell but isn't at the door.
"Dude, did you hook up with that one chick that said wanted your dick more than air?"
"Nah dude. She's a real ding dong bitch."
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n. The act of receiving fellatio from a whore (possibly a fatty) and then ditching her immediately after you bust the nut by sneaking through the window (or nearest exit) while her back is turned.
1. I confused the fuck out of that bitch when I pulled the old Ding Dong Dome on her dumb ass.
2. I was not trying to fuck that fatty nor was I trying to sleep there; I'm glad I knew how to Ding Dong Dome. WHEW!
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It is a food chain in the heart of the Philippines, Cebu, where traditional Chinese dim-sum has been pioneered into a modern and more appealing dim-sum. Traditional Chinese dim-sum offered only sticky brown fried rice to customers in addition to actual servings of pork, chicken, beef, or any other type of meat. This type of dim-sum appeals to elder Chinese men, affectionately called "jer-jer," who yearn to bring back the backward age of eating dog-meat and cats and believe that this reinvention of traditional dim-sum is an affront to their traditional way of "see-fut" dishes. Filipinos have found this practice to be as revolting as eating turtles and so reinvented dim-sum into it's current popularity. A popular dish is the Steamed Pork Dim-Sum where a bowl of pork fried rice sits at the bottom of the bowl while a serving of pork sauteed with delicious Ding-Qua-Qua's special sauce sits on top. The pork is then mixed by the customer with the fried rice and is then ready for consumption. This is a very famous place in Cebu and is universally known throughout the island as the best dim-sum around.
Ding-Qua-Qua is to dim-sum as a computer is to an abacus.
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A phrase meaning a very, VERY hot/sexy person. Shamalama is just a hot person- Shamalama Ding-Dong is better than Shamalama.
Did you see that guy who just walked past? OoO Shamalama DING-Dong!
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