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One who is ceaselessly spitting old-timer shit on kids about how much better The Day was, usually with a passive-aggressively contentious attitude.
Kate's OG Disease kicked in when she saw how psyched I was for The Black Lips show, and she started ragging on me because there is "no way The Black Lips can be as good as Iggy Pop at the Agora back in '77 during The Idiot tour with David Bowie." I hope OG Disease is added to the DSM-V.
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A condition from birth which makes an individual (usually a celebrity) have delusions of grandeur in one particular field (i.e. acting, for William Shatner). These people are not actually talented, they just feel they are due to Shatner's Disease. Also called The Worthless Gene. There is no known cure or treatment.
Why does Britney Spears actually think she can sing?
She was born with Shatner's Disease.
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a virus that attacks your penis and turns males into whores until they've stuck their genitalia into every crevice available.
usher. he has the usher disease.
hey look at that guy fucking a toaster! he's got the usher disease.
russell brand has the usher disease.
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1. a disease that someone gets if they are shaky.
2. a disease that makes the person a little bit different. (mentally challenged)
1. Damn.. That bitch got the delosreyes disease.
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A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.
Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.
Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.
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The hang over that results from drinking any beer or otherwise alcoholic that is served with a lime.
Man I was wrecked last night. Now I've got Lime disease.
Too many Coronas, huh?
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When a person says they are going to stop masterbating becasue they think its a chore, but in actuality they are still masterbating 21 times a week. They just say that so people doint think that they masturbte all the time. Other symptoms include if u live next to a hot girl named Venessa and u dont take advantage of it.
Oh my god kris, brendan will never stop masterbating he just has smalls disease and will always have it, he cant pull a wool over our eyes. PLus he lives next to that hot girl named Vee, man shes awesome
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