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The sexiest fuckin beast and will always be ur butt buddy.
Hey drew
Some bitch wanna fuck
HELLL YEAH
A sorta ugly some days but seriously fucking sexy/hot/cute skinny white boy who listens to 2000s emo rock, well known metal bands but also unknown metal bands or gay ass EDM and mf crazy frog. Uses the word “bool” or “boolin” to describe “hanging out” Just gives off the impression of shit, farts, tits and ass. Has a very funny, sense of humor and is a very kind yet sarcastic asshole. A weird mf who sleeps in the bathroom on the floor because it’s warm. The type of person who takes an hour and a half shower with Advent Sorrow’s “pestilence shall come” in the background as he’s jerking off. The type of dude who will call anyone with no ass or tits ugly or an average female fat, “jokingly”. will fart the most grossest farts ever. Drew is the type of white boy who can’t even play a whole fucking song on a guitar even tho he owns 4 guitars. is truly forever a 9 year old boy. Sits in a gaming chair drunk off 2 bottles of wine on a Thurs. with no job in a place he can’t even afford wearing Batman underwear f-ing shredding it to rocksmith. Is the type of person who farts constantly and smells majority of the time like rotten eggs or pure shit. Drew is the type of person who will go to the goth club or any club in general after paying a cover fee to get in, but after 10 minutes says he’s anxious and the vibes are bad/or “lame” and wants to leave. A broke ass nigga who always has some sort of bad luck regarding his finances or a job or always has some shit heading to collections.
*sees a honey with a big ass walking in a Walmart parking lot*
Drew: Damn shawty got that GYAT, that GYATDAYUM. I’d marry that woman. Holy shit.
Kai: *doesn’t know how to respond to this*
Drew: Nigga the vibes in this club are off we should leave. I ain’t feeling it
Kai: but we just got here…
Drew: Nigga let’s bool and get drunk and play “guitar” and scam niggas for money instead. I have to pay my tolls and have absolutely no money.
Kai: nigga get a job
A white dumb fuck who kicks Mirrors in and eats cow shit. Also looks like a retarted peanut. And still sucks on his mommas tits. All in all he’s a little bitch.
Drew is and asshole who should die in a hole
most guys named drew are caring but also don’t give a shit about anything there always there for you and really kind but also assholes there really smart and really cute there usually tall with long hair they can pull any girl yet sticks to a girl that doesn’t really care about him drew’s real name most likely Andrew there favorite colors usually purple,black,red, or blue they like sports Drew usually a white guy name and his hair usually red or brown drews are really funny but a little annoying when you first meet drew he’s pretty quiet but then he’s really loud if you meet a Drew keep him around he’s a amazing guy
omg it’s drew he’s so amazing
literally everyone: i know right
A man-purse wearing, backpack-hating, executive lifestyle living, never-sleeping, money-making mogul
Drew - Its the executive lifestyle baby girl, sleep is overrated