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when your the sibling that gives off the most main character energy
‘Katniss gives off the most main child energy’
Wilhelm Reich's magical orgasm box. He was a sexual prophet who believed he invented a box that would allow sexual healing. It was a metal lined, wooden box, insulated with steel wool and large enough to hold a man. It collected orgone energy and if you entered it you would have better orgasms.
Many mid 20th century celebrities were devotees.
William S. Burroughs entered the Orgone Energy Accumulator and orgasmed without touching himself. "Look Ma, no hands!"
The white equivalent of a hot cheeto girl, an Enery Drink Girl is a girl who drinks way too
much Bang. She usually has dyed blonde hair, and plays lots of sports. She’s very loud and thinks she’s very funny, but she’s usually not. Enery drink girls usually have aggressively white names, such as Sadie.
sadie: i drink so much bang! i started collecting them and stacking them up against my wall!
everyone: please shut up. you’re such an Energy Drink Girl.
Diet cock energy means that you give off the vibe of having a small penis
Yo man, your brother gives off diet cock energy big time.
An upgraded version of small dick energy.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
Its the god of energy drinks. The one who makes each and every flavor and kind. This god doesnt care what people think of its drinks as long as tried it is happy.
"The god of energy drinks have blessed us with a new flavor coming soon."
The top tier on the scale of Wifey-material-ness.
Also: Female Equivalent of “Big Dick Energy”
Justin: “Bro she was cleaning up after everyone left the party! Wasn’t even her party”
Enzo: “Bro! That’s big sandwich energy”