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Facebook "Friend"

A "friend" on facebook whom you added after meeting for a brief period of time. A friend of a friend of a friend, someone you met at a bar, or just a random acquaintance who happened to add you. You rarely, if ever speak to this person.

"Why are 90% of my friends Facebook friends? Who the hell is (XXX)?"

"Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend""

A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class."
B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""

by SimpsonsFanatic August 7, 2009

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Facebook Chicken

When two people would like to add each other as friends, but don't want to be the ones who make the friend invitation. This puts them in a game of Facebook Chicken, where they wait until the first person gives in to making the first add invitation.

A: "Check out the pictures of Jenny in the 80s party, it's hilarious!"
B: "Uhh, I have to view it through John, right?"
A: "Yea, your his friend, right?"
B: "Eh, we are still playing Facebook Chicken."
A: "Serious? We've known him for 2 years!"
B: "Yea, but then he'll think I want to be his friend."
A: "But you do!"
B: "I know, but I want him to be the first to ask me, it's complicated ok!"

by A3DFXx May 6, 2008

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facebook invasion

When the tabs in your internet browser slowly all turn to facebook. Invasion mostly likely to occur while procrastinating, facestalking, or at 2 in the morning.

Guy 1: Dude, where the hell did my sparknotes page go?
Guy 2: I don't know, man. What're your tabs now?
Guy 1: Shit... a facebook invasion...

by Dave Newton March 13, 2011

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facebook tripping

Happens when you develop a crush on someone from browsing their facebook profile or pictures.

Hey you gotta introduce me to that chick Jenny you know. I'm facebook tripping for her.

by Anonny McNonnerson September 7, 2008


conspicuous facebooking

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.

Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?

by WCvolv April 3, 2010


facebook fade

The transition for someone from being your real, in-person friend to just another voiceless, distant entry on your facebook feed. Can be caused by graduation, moving away, a new job, etc.

"I am really enjoying sleeping with you, and not looking forward to our inevitable facebook fade."

by Moggraider January 25, 2014


Facebook Multitasking

The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.

Dad: Where's your mom?

Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.

Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?

Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.

by skyzza November 27, 2011