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To fail so bad that you make yourself look like a complete ass/retard in front of a group of people.
Girl 1: Lol, I'm a Grammer Nazi!
Girl 2: Don't you mean "Grammar Nazi"?
Boy 1: Man, you just pulled a Fergie Fail, nice one.
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When you do something wrong soo badly, you fail it COMPLETELY.
"Did you see Randy trying to put that radio in his car?"
"That was an Epic FAIL!"
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A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!
That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...
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When a female tries to flash someone a part of her body, but fails epically in the process.
"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"
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Used to describe the fuel powering any failed attempt, action, or result.
After a terrible attempt to score a basketball shot:
"Way to use fail fuel on that one."
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An idea or thought brought forth by an individual who believes they are correct and /or smart when actually all their ideas are total bullshit.
Wow, using that thesaurus to sound smarter than you actually are, Huey? Great Fail-osophy.
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It means "farming your own fail".
A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.
To be called a fail farmer is an insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"
Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"
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