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when you jump and almost curb stomp yourself. The biggest fail known to man.It occurs when someone is being stupid.
"Dude! did you hear that your little bro curb failed?"
"OMG no"
"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"
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when facebook is updating their framework and doesn't work well, or at all.
Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"
You: "Face fail"
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The hottest ginger alive. His dick is so long and juicy it might make your ovaries bleed. He's definitely a keeper. Also reminds you of filthy frank.
Damn, Chris Faile is looking mighty fine in that blue morph suit.
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When a female tries to flash someone a part of her body, but fails epically in the process.
"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"
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Used to describe the fuel powering any failed attempt, action, or result.
After a terrible attempt to score a basketball shot:
"Way to use fail fuel on that one."
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An idea or thought brought forth by an individual who believes they are correct and /or smart when actually all their ideas are total bullshit.
Wow, using that thesaurus to sound smarter than you actually are, Huey? Great Fail-osophy.
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It means "farming your own fail".
A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.
To be called a fail farmer is an insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"
Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"
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