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Fake Friends are people who in a crowd tend to ignore you. They also don't talk to you unless they need something of you. Another thing is that they wouldn't five two shits about your feeling while all you do is care for them and there feelings even when they know you feel like shit they still do nothing. They only invite you to things if they can't find anyone else and ignore you when you invite them to things. Also if they happen to hook up with someone and they let him/her get in the way of your relationship with you they sick bastards that don't give a fuck about how you feel about it and don't care about you at all in general. They also try to avoid you basically at all coast. Also if you help them through things like a break-up or even a just a hard time for them and they still only care about themselves they are a fake friend. A fake freinds will always talk shit about you behind your back or make fun of you and say it's a joke but when your face to face they don't say anything they are fake ( or they are just a little bitch and won't talk shit to your face). Other than that a fake friend is a pussy ass bitch that thinks there too good for you.
Person that has fake freinds: I wonder why this person hasn't talked to me in so long.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.
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(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.
Antonym: Keep it real
I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.
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Fake news is produced by web sites or tabloids for the purpose of attracting viewers to ads. Fake news are sensational false (fiction) news-like stories created purely to attract readers.
Comedy shows, like the Daily Show, commonly mix real news with humor, including fictitious humor. But the news part of it is real. True, people who fall for fake news sites are very gullible, and perhaps can't tell which parts of the Daily Show are fiction, but those people aren't the Daily Show's target audience. Fake news has come to mean fiction for fiction's sake.
Fake news should also be distinguished from false news, also called dishonest news or lies that are told for political purposes. Many of the anti-Hillary stories were created by fake news sites, but then posted as lies on sites like Fox and Breitbart.
Fox and Breitbart republish a lot of fake news.
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A fake goon is a person that wears tall tees over their hoodies and baggy pants while they try to snowboard like Lucas Magoon but are not as good as he is.
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A person who gets caught selling books pretending to be a Holocaust survivor.
Even Oprah didn't figure out Mr. Rosenblat was a fake Jew when he told her stories of him being tossed apples over the fence by his wife at the concentration camp.
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one of your good friends who is expected to disappoint occasionally, however when push comes to shove the real homie inside of them comes out and he has your back. Its ok to be a fake homie.
Your fake homie might only call you normally when he needs car wash passes or some other favor, but during a difficult time in your life a Fake Homie calls you up offering love and support.
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A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.
Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."
Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"
Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."
Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"
Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."
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