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Fake pizza

Pizza that has little pieces of chiara on it.

Dude 1: what pizza you wanna order
Dude2: i'll go with the fake pizza

by heyimfrommars August 18, 2018

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fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

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fake news

Fake news is produced by web sites or tabloids for the purpose of attracting viewers to ads. Fake news are sensational false (fiction) news-like stories created purely to attract readers.

Comedy shows, like the Daily Show, commonly mix real news with humor, including fictitious humor. But the news part of it is real. True, people who fall for fake news sites are very gullible, and perhaps can't tell which parts of the Daily Show are fiction, but those people aren't the Daily Show's target audience. Fake news has come to mean fiction for fiction's sake.

Fake news should also be distinguished from false news, also called dishonest news or lies that are told for political purposes. Many of the anti-Hillary stories were created by fake news sites, but then posted as lies on sites like Fox and Breitbart.

Fox and Breitbart republish a lot of fake news.

by The Disambiguator December 8, 2016

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Fake Goon

A fake goon is a person that wears tall tees over their hoodies and baggy pants while they try to snowboard like Lucas Magoon but are not as good as he is.

Logan Nowak is a fake goon.

by Goontown August 15, 2008

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fake Jew

A person who gets caught selling books pretending to be a Holocaust survivor.

Even Oprah didn't figure out Mr. Rosenblat was a fake Jew when he told her stories of him being tossed apples over the fence by his wife at the concentration camp.

by Mindraker January 1, 2009

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Fake Homie

one of your good friends who is expected to disappoint occasionally, however when push comes to shove the real homie inside of them comes out and he has your back. Its ok to be a fake homie.

Your fake homie might only call you normally when he needs car wash passes or some other favor, but during a difficult time in your life a Fake Homie calls you up offering love and support.

by mattybol January 2, 2012

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Stalker-fake

A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.

Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."

Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"

Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."

Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"

Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."


by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009

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