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screaming football

A big screaming virgin shows their Viginity by loving football and evolving their life around football

Oh heโ€™s a propper screaming footballer

by .. July 7, 2019

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Dirty Football

the act of pressing two but holes together and simultaneously defecating into the others but hole

yesterday me and Tod played Dirty Football

by smokeyturdson November 4, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


American Football

American football is called Football because the ball measures a foot. Incase you inbreds only thought it refers to the use of feet and balls.

Guy 1: American football should be called handegg instead of football, they don't even use their feet!

Guy 2:... It's called football because the ball measures a foot genius.....

Guy 1: point taken

by SoIWasAtTheOffice July 30, 2011

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Football player

Itโ€™s a physically challenging sport, so I have a lot of respect for football players and their work ethic. However, many encounters and witnessing of football players when theyโ€™re not on the field are usually pretty terrible. Theyโ€™re usually arrogant, egotistical, and, well, mean. Thereโ€™s plenty of nice ones too but many arenโ€™t particularly nice. The football player definitions in this thread that call everyone pussies and faggots certainly do not help support their cause and they demonstrate the lack of civility that the mean ones show. In the end, itโ€™s just a sport and theyโ€™re just athletes.

Dan: I donโ€™t know man, maybe some football players are nice and not douchey.

by inzane118 May 26, 2020

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football dad

A very hot person! Always tells his kids that they suck because they do! And his kids and family all live him very much

That football dad is so hot!

by Red nose Rudolph October 1, 2018

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football goat

football greatest of all time -

Lionel Andres Messi
the god of football

'wow leo messi is on another level, its like hes not even on this earth..'
'yes, he is the football goat'

by nataliapeepee December 15, 2022

20๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canadian Football

Wants to be the NFL but I dont think canadians know the field is way to big shhh dont tell them yet oh and they get everyone who cant make it in the NFL

Look somewhere I the internet youll see

by T8KEM August 17, 2005

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