church of rick astley

the best place on the earth, promoting the god of t3h 1nt3rw3bs - Rick Astley.

sinner: FORGIVE ME FATHER RICK FOR I HAVE SINNED, I'VE FORGOTTON VERSE 2 WORD 6


Rick Astley: I'm never gonna give you up, let you down, run around or desert you, make you cry say goodbye, tell a lie, or hurt you.

sinner: word



THE " church of rick astley "

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see ya in church

Preparing for all of the sins you are about to commit, ie drinking, boisterous behaviour, sex and other stuff like that

Guy 1: yo, we're going out tonight wanna come?
Guy 2: Na hitting the gym, see ya in church though

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taking me to church

sym. to "giving me life" = anything that moves your spirit and makes you raise your hands and say, "Hallelujah!"

Ex. Her outfit is taking me to church! ::praying hands emoji::

That new episode of Real Housewives is taking me to church.

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mclean bible church

a 10,000 member church just outside washington, dc that is very focused on reaching the community, through meeting the needs of community members and advertizing, such as the so what? commercials on many washington radio stations.

The traffic jam on Route 7 happened because McLean Bible Church just let out.

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Took me to church

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"

Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?

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Church Bog Stopper

A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.

Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!

Westboro Baptist Church

A church that everyone, INCLUDING CHRISTIANS, hate. Known for picketing funerals and walking around with posters that says "God hates (X)". Also rejoice over dead kids and the likes.

When the Westboro Baptist Church decided to picket Jeff Hanneman's funeral, they didn't know what would happen when they went up against thousands of Slayer Fans. Needless to say, they didn't come out of that one looking pretty.