Genuinely painful understanding

An understanding of a concept so strong that you have a disturbing understanding of it, no no no you don't get it like I mean someone can still know about it, but not know as much as you do, usually in a depressing "oh godi get it now" sort of manner, the more of this painful knowledge is amassed the worse ones mind becomes.

gary: oh god i understand.

larry: why what?

gary: the full saying isn't blood is thicker than water.

larry: what do you mean

gary: its "the blood of the covenant is thicker then the water of the womb"

larry: and that bad because?

gary: everyone thinks that blood relatives are more important

than friends because some fucker wouldn't say the full thing.

larry: oh god.

gary: this is a Genuinely painful understanding of the world as i know it.

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The Federal Pain Chamber

When you are so fucking drugged out of your mind that any slight inconvenience is suddenly a major issue.

"I am thinking mornings should be illegal and the federal pain chamber dismantled."

"The federal pain chamber?"
"Yeah, waking up really early is torture"

T-Pained Out

The current craze in music where an artist electronically alters there voice to sound like it's flucuating and robotic. A phase we will look back on in 10 years and laugh about, questioning how it swept the music world off its feet.

"Oh, you hear that new sheit from Wayne? His voice is all T-Pained out!"

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Unexplained Ball Pain

a peculiar and very uncomfortable feeling in a man’s testicle(s). The origin of the pain is unknown but it is rumored to come from a clogged sperm duct or possibly blue balls. The only cure currently known is masturbation.

Sorry, I’m such a jerk today, Unexplained Ball Pain.

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BME pain olympics

THE most nasty video on the internet. It shows a guy tie up his dick, cut it off, and pull out the organs.Do it yourself castration. This video will scar you.

BME pain olympics. Not recommended for young kids

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Pain in my Dick

A female that continues to nag and complain even after all avenues and attempts at resolution are reached.

An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.

Woman: nag, nag nag nag, nag, nag nag nag.

Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.

Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.

Man: You are a pain in my dick.

or

Man: I have a pain in my dick

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bad pain poison

A generic term for anything that makes you sick

"Uhg my stomach. I think that lunch lady spiked my burger with bad pain poison"

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