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To eat pussy while the female is in the menstruation cycle and she is in the vaginal blood discharge stage.
Dude that dumb bitch got me drunk and she didn't even bother telling me she was on the rag.. i woke up on the floor with a cherry frosted donut
When one lays cable (poops) and then continues to nut (ejacutlate) on the cable laid.
The act of crapping and nutting artfully combined.
I left a frosted ho ho on my jerk boss’s desk!
An expression of mild exasperation or frustration - may be used as a substitute for a curse word at work or in front of children. (Inspired by the first Kid President pep talk).
Roomie #1: Where's the rest of the cake from last night? I was planning to have it for breakfast...
Roomie #2: I ate it after you went to bed...sorry.
Roomie #1: Not cool Robert Frost!
One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.
Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack Frost
When you ejaculate on the outer section of a women's vaginal (the cookie) area so you hopefully won't get her pregnant
Me: Mike, why was Sarah so scared this morning she texted me 12 times asking for you
Mike: I Frosted her cookie last night and now she is worried that she might be pregnant!
Putting your penis inside of a friend’s butthole that has frosting all over it.
“Hey Alex, wanna frost my churro? I have the frosting ready!”
“Sure Manny I’ll let you frost your churro real good!”