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The thing women say when it isn’t hard enough
When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards
-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.
When you fuck her so hard, she needs food to refuel
Jeez, Elliott, you fucked me hungry! Is that a thing? Fuck me hungry? It should be. ( it wasn't so I put it on urban dictionary )
1. WOW Are You Serious?
2. You’re Joking
3. What The Hell?
Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake
Used by David Getta in his album of the same name, also used as fmiamf
Please fuck me I am famous because I am a youtuber
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Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name
i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous
- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.
Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.