Grand Rapids

A city in Michigan with about 200,000 residents. The metropolitan area has around 1,000,000 residents. It has the highest murder, rape, assault, and theft in all of West Michigan. It is also home to GRPS which owns Union high school, Ottawa high school, Creston high school, and Central high school who all four are on the list of worst schools in the U.S. Union has the highest drop out rate in all of the U.S. under 25% of their students graduate. 1 of 9 will make it to senior year. Union also is number second highest for assault, and third for weapons. In one year alone there were four rapings, two shoot outs, and 53 incidents of weapons un just Union. All in all Union made it second on the list of worst high schools in the U.S followed by Creston 4th Ottawa 5th and Central 10th.

"Martha who is that trashy new boy."

"Oh that's a product of Grand Rapids."

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Chinese Grand Prix

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.

I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.

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Ariana Grande ♡

Absolute beauty. Amazing acting skills, body and voice. She has acted in many films/tv series but her main roles are Cat Valentine and Chanel #2.

Piggy Smallz is the best, and Pete Davidson is amazing.

(Don't forget Toulouse)

Such an icon and Sweetener snatched all of our weaves.

Such a strong human being and is a role model to many. We love a queenand we don't know what we would do without her.

-we love you ariana ♡

Person 1: Who is that celebrity there?

Person 2: Oh thats Ariana Grande ♡!

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grand thief

a thug who thinks there a trophy for the greatest thief....

im the grande theif of oil of olay...bow down and give'em a shave

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Dingleberry El Grande

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.

The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter

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Ariana Grande is crack

Ariana grande is crack means that you love Ariana Grande so much that she’s like a drug🙈

Friend: “why are you so obsessed with Ariana grande?”

Me: because Ariana Grande is crack

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grand larsony

In competitive contract bidding, you commit Grand Larsony when your bid is dumb-ass low compared to other, more qualified bidders.

DD: Nice bid, man
TL: Naw, I'm 27% below your bid
DZ: Yeah man, your so low you committed Grand Larsony.

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