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Greasy

When calling someone “greasy”, it means that what they’re doing, or generally how they’re acting is bad. This term is usually used to describe criminals who do easy or just scummy crimes.

“Really, Ricky? Stealing barbecues? That’s just greasy.”

by Angryboi July 2, 2022


Greasy

Is when you look at the girls beside you in class and see there greasy ass hair and face. Makes you so sick that you feel like you might die. It's when someone is so gross you can literally see the krust on them.

damn that bitch is greasy

by potatofarmer420 April 17, 2019


South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024


Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020


Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 17, 2025


Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.

"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"

by SaintBoy May 31, 2018


Euro Greasy

Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating more than Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 12, 2010