Chowers Hack

Someone that has a hack or cough to get hair from the back of their throat.

After a long night with his girlfriend Greg seems to have the chowers hack.

Dishonest hack

Someone who is intellectually dishonest or intentionally obtuse to try to promote their ideas

Person #1: That dude on Twitter posted a clip that was deceptively edited. Why did he do that?

Person #2: He's just a dishonest hack. Don't believe him.