faggot and a half

people who are sooooo gay that they need a whole person and a half to describe them.

alex is a faggot and a half!

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half bag

Slang term for half an ounce of drugs. (14-15 grams) (Typically marijuana)

You got any weed for sale?
No, I only score a half bag for personal this week.

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Half Chub

a half erect half soft Wang, with the base being erect and the rest being plain old flaccid.

person 1- "Look at Zacharia, hes always rockin a half chub in science class, how disrespectful of him."
person 2- "don't blame him, he has it all the time. He cant control it, hes currently being tested in a lab, but scientists cant find the answer"
person 1" why cant he just be like Danny. Danny always has a full rager"
person 2- "Danny and Zacharia are just two totally different species, but Zacharia is rockin the chinstrap beard like a legend!"

(danny starts singing just hold on im coming home by drake, whle zacharia continues to abuse wooden planks physically, sexually, emotionally and mentally)
the end!

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purple and a half

The new favorite color

"Hey Lana, what's your favorite color?"
"Purple and a half. What's yours?"
"Clear."

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hoe and a half

a girl who is more than a hoe than a hoe and 3/4s but not quite a hoe and 5/8ths .
can also be used in joking terms while sitting in the back row in french class.

1) did you see what that girl did last night. what a hoe and a half!
2) respect yourself! pull down your shirt, you hoe and a half!

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Half-Crazed

This refers to a condition when you are on your 3rd day of a Meth run without sleep.

Toby:Did you see Johnny over there hittin' that Glass Dick.
Tyler: Ya man, he's about Half-Crazed now after three straight days.

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half loper

Noun: The in between stages of an erection. Not a full fledged boner, and not quite flacid.

I fell asleep on the couch, and woke up with a half loper.

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