Joe Has A Vagina

When a male is born with a penis but later in life it inverts into a vagina. Usually this persons inverted penis-vagina gets alot of sand in it making them very irritable, and nobody wants to be around them.

Person 1. "Did you see Zavala today?"
Person 2. "Yeah he's being a real asshole!"
Person 1. "Looks like Zavala's Joe Has A Vagina!"

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She has a boyfriend

Means she really has a boyfriend.

Gunner, she has a boyfriend, an incredible boyfriend, so buzz off.

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eagle has landed

What is proudly exclaimed after male genitalia, the eagle, has penetrated the female genitalia for the first time.

"I love you girl" "I love you, babe" *penetration* "the eagle has landed!" *schlop-schlop* "fuck, im done"

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Carrier has arrived

Carrier has arrived, phrase.

This is said whenever an unusually large person (fat, tonk, stronk or whatever) enters a room.
Even larger people may hear "Justice has come"

*Your mum enters the living room*
Everyone: Carrier has arrived.

Terry Crews enters the room
Crews: Carrier has arrived.

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Missy Hoo Ha

When an adult (usually male, but not required) sucks the milk from a lactating woman, usually while masturbating.

Come here, mama, and let down that bra-flap. I want a Missy Hoo Ha.

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hoo-ha-didly

The male penis according to assClown

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Wasp HAS.1

Westland Wasp HAS.1

The Westland Wasp HAS.1 is a British naval transport helicopter. It was introduced in 1957. It can be armed with Mk46 anti-submarine torpedo, FN 7.62mm GPMG on pintle mount, Mk44 AS torpedo, Aérospatiale AS.12 missile, Aérospatiale AS.11 wire-guided missile, British Aerospace Mk11 depth charge, Avibras LH70/19 rocket launcher with 70mm FFAR missiles, and Avibras HAS with LH70/7 rocket launcher (with 70mm FFAR missiles) and FN 7.62mm GPMG pintle mount.

Type: naval transport helicopter
Armament: Mk46 anti-submarine torpedo, FN 7.62mm GPMG on pintle mount, Mk44 AS torpedo, Aérospatiale AS.12 missile, Aérospatiale AS.11 wire-guided missile, British Aerospace Mk11 depth charge, Avibras LH70/19 rocket launcher with 70mm FFAR missiles, and Avibras HAS with LH70/7 rocket launcher (with 70mm FFAR missiles) and FN 7.62mm GPMG pintle mount
Dimensions: span 9.83m; length 12.29m; height 3.56m
Payload: 134kg
Speed: 211km/h
Range: 507km
Ceiling: 2682m

The Wasp flew over London.

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