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HE HIT ME

when teal fucked up and and let up a break way

most of the time the LD will blame the game for letting the break away and yell HE HIT ME

by Stammerchel November 5, 2020

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


did he die?

The stupidest thing you can ask when you see a picture or video of a person getting hurt somehow.

YouTube - Guy struck by lightning and hit by car

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pussydestroyer451 (17 minutes ago)
did he die?
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Β Β Β | xxxiloveangelinaxxx (14 minutes ago)
Β Β Β | its fake you dumbass

by pussydestroyer451 June 3, 2009

33πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Hes my rock

When a girl claims her man is firm and muscular but in reality hes a squirmy little bitch.

Todd: Youre boyfriends so weak!
Ellie: Nu uh! Hes my rock!

by Vanman99 September 27, 2016

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


He was forced to eat cement when he was 6

Am I funny yet

Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


be-he-mi-th

a whale of a woman

yo do the checks the behemith that just rolled up in here

by BENSIMON June 24, 2003

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


He is so bad

When you get destroyed by someone in a video game yet they are still the bad one.

*Player cones around the corner and 1 shots you*
"Oh my fucking god He is so bad"

by The...LAw February 12, 2018

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Nah he tweaking

Nah he tweaking

nah he tweaking

by Seasonedemon August 25, 2021

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž