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Slang for someone who:
A: Is extremely strong or swole
B: Is extremely heterosexual, they would not even look at their own gender's genitals if their life depended on it.
C: Both
Patches: "That lad over there is a regular heavy-infused zweihänder, look at 'em go! Lad's certainly not a cleric!"
Ashen One, holding a Ledo's greathammer in each had: *looks like he came straight out of fist of the north star*
Also ashen one: *fucking both Karla and the firekeeper at once*
Two fat hairy grown male/female exhausted from partaking in sweaty anal sex.
We did some hairy butt fucking last night.
I’m exhausted from some serious heavy butt fucking.
Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!
Also by Princess Weirdo
Also still didn’t get into my account
VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!
DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?
VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!
DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?
VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!
PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!
DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.
A heavy bag hero is someone who doesn’t train in a boxing gym but hits a heavy bag, giving them the false identity of a boxer.
Jimmy- “Shawn said he wants to spar with you”
John- “Shawn? Man that kid don’t box he’s a heavy bag hero”
Jimmy - “ yeah you’re right he came to my gym once and cried after sparring 🤣”
1. Noun referring to a heavy metal fan who subscribes to the ideology of heavy metal purism.
2. Noun referring to a heavy metal musician who does not incorporate elements from outside of the heave metal genre into his or her music.
Also referred to as 'metal purist' or 'metal-purist'.
When the name of Kuopio's choirmaster was revealed in autumn, heavy metal purists got upset.
Following the breakup of the Runaways and the huge success of Joan Jett's first two albums, Lita Ford emerged as a solo artist and a true heavy metal purist.
The corporation for all the jabronies and low lifes in this world. You have to be a real winner to be accepted into this league. Derived from the biggest toolbag of them all, Daryl Isaacs AKA the Heavy Hitter. Being in the Heavy Hitter Alliance is basically like having a black belt....in sucking at life. You see you have to be a real turd to for the HHA to grant membership. There is a strict set of guidelines that must be met before you can even be considered. First off you must be a complete Daryl, or even a Sherman. Next, you must follow trends, say annoying shit at the wrong time, and absolutely kill any party you step foot in. You must wear the lamest clothes and put on way too much cologne, a tapout shirt and ed hardy cologne should do the deed. Finally, you must have zero true friends. If you are in the HHA and you think you have friends, you are WRONG. Those guys that roast your ass 24/7 don't keep you around bc they like you, they just like having a personal bitch to use as a dialogue punching bag.
Damnit Daryl! Why the hell would you show up to this party you weren't even invited!!! Thats it we're sending you to the Heavy Hitter Alliance.
Jim) Yo check it out that kid just rung up $900 worth of clothes at Ed Hardy.
Sean) Wow, thats Heavy Hitter potential right there.
the act of weighing oneself down while trying to save oneself from known or unknown danger.
mom: (pulling child by the arm) "You're going to school, now come on!"
child: "I'mma go heavy!" (child drops to the ground preventing mother from taking them any further.)