Irish Hello

Similar to an Irish Goodbye, an Irish Hello is a hen you wait until you are absolutely sure a person is leaving before you make an effort to acknowledge their presence. It’s a dick move but everyone does it so get over yourself.

“Roger is finally leaving. Let’s go over and give him the ol’ ‘Irish Hello’ so he doesn’t think we’re dicks and invites us back to his sick beach house next summer. Man, I hate that guy.”

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hello world

The first program a programmer writes of a given language is usually written to print out the phrase "hello world" to test basic skills.

<?php

function Hello() {
echo ("Hello World!/n");
}

for ($i; $i=10; $i++) {
Hello();
}

?>

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Hello Kitty

When a cat surprise rapes a man

Helloooo! Kitty!?

I loved cats, until I got Hello Kitty

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Hello Kitty

This is when a man is performing oral sex on a woman and doesn't know she's a "squirter" until it's "too late".

I took that hot bitch home from the bar and went down on her but she pulled a hello kitty on my ass.

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Helloes material

Helloes material define hot chick ! There are direferent levels of helloes materials : Helloes materials = hot, FHelloes = Freaking hot !

Look this girls right there that's helloes materials !

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mello hello

A common term used by swingers to identify each other in greeting

Swinger 1: I bid you a 'mello hello.'
Swinger 2: I too am a member of the swinging community.
Swinger 1: let us swap wives and begin coitus.

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Hello-Biff!

How you greet people after you've had a stroke.

walking down street "Hello-Biff! I've been gone a long time Biff!" person being greeted is named John

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