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the .01% percent germ that cant be killed by ANY disinfectants soaps.
tv: "Lysol kills 99.9% percent of germs"
Boy: "dad how come it doesnt kill 100%"
Dad: "because that last germ is a He-man germ!"
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The stupidest thing you can ask when you see a picture or video of a person getting hurt somehow.
YouTube - Guy struck by lightning and hit by car
“video”
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pussydestroyer451 (17 minutes ago)
did he die?
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| xxxiloveangelinaxxx (14 minutes ago)
| its fake you dumbass
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When a girl claims her man is firm and muscular but in reality hes a squirmy little bitch.
Todd: Youre boyfriends so weak!
Ellie: Nu uh! Hes my rock!
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Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are
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yo do the checks the behemith that just rolled up in here
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When you get destroyed by someone in a video game yet they are still the bad one.
*Player cones around the corner and 1 shots you*
"Oh my fucking god He is so bad"
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