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A place where everyone picked on me even though I never said a word full of assholes.
Im homeschooled now for free thank god I have social anxiety. I learn alot more than I did in high school and its only 3 hours a week.
Preppy little fag 1: look its stoner steve he doesnt say anything because he is a vegtable
Another fag: no hes just crazy PSYCHOSTEVE!!!!!
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When you're incredibly high without the use of drugs; common among insane or otherwise exceptional people, yet still abundant among "average" people.
In the middle of class, Johnny started blurting out incredibly random and illogical jokes to his friends, and laughed his ass off at literally nothing. Although people thought he was taking drugs, he was completely clean and was instead naturally high.
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Very much like a high five, except 3.14159... fingers are thrown instead of the usual five.
Hardy: "The number 1729 seems to me a rather dull one..."
Ramanujan: "No, it is a very interesting number; it is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways."
Hardy: "Oh, snap! High Pi, son! Damn!"
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An expression used by idiots who don’t know that it should be hindsight.
With high-insight that was a stupid thing to do.
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A prison for teenagers who didn't do anything wrong, where we take even worse bullshit from the system than actual convicts. You spend your time trying to stay awake in class, trying to impress people you despise deep down, trying to make time for homework and sports, and chasing that hot girl you've wanted to fuck since 8th grade. Most people get the first 3 okay, but the fourth one is where it starts to fall apart. First, you'll try the "nice guy" approach, and when that gets rejected, you'll try the "popular prep" approach, and when she ignores you again, you'll go for that "asshole jock" approach. If you manage to sink this low, then maybe her shallow, bitchy mind will finally notice you. Even if you do have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, everything you do spreads around like wildfire, and if you manage to say 1 thing wrong, you lose your girlfriend, and most likely, all the friends you ditched to make your shallow relationship work. Then, there are your "friends". Everyone acts nice to your face, but the second you turn your back, they start talking shit about you. And you only know this because that's exactly what you do to them. To put it short, everyone in high school is an insecure, shallow kiss-ass conformist. Yes, even the goths and emos are conformists. If they weren't, they wouldn't be stereotypes. High school fucks you up like nothing else can.
On the first day of high school
My mom: Hey, high school's gonna be great.
Freshman me: Cool, I'll try to enjoy it
After I come back
mom: How was your first day of high school?
me: I hate everyone.
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Just another way of saying something is way fancy or above one's means, or as a way to slam something they wish they had but don't own or can't afford.
1. Look at Wendy with that high falootin' camera. She takes way better pictures than I can with this cell phone camera.
2. Jill thinks she's all that because she's got a high falootin' Fendi bag, but she's still a skank.
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Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
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