A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.
Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin
Toberona is a dirty smelly shithole full of junkies and big fat women who haven’t showered in years.In Toberona you can have a fair knock with just about anyone and you can get a gram of sweet Mary Jane weed in a few minutes.if I were you I wouldn’t park my car within a mile because it will be stolen or lit on fire by gypsys travelers.The famous shithole they call the AstroTurfartificial grass has been lit on fire on more than 30 occasions and is mainly we’re you would get the shift or get stabbed and robbed
Person A:“Well kid we’re u from”
Person B:”Toberona hoods kid”
Person A:get the fuck out of my face the smell of you and your shite housing estate”
Beings who inhabit the town of night vale who are normally found in the dog park that does not exist and should not be engaged in anyway.
"Do not approach the hooded figures."
Basically, chinatown. Or a place where there are a lot asians (specifically southeast asian).
Guy 1. "Yo, where are we meeting up for some good grub tonight?"
Guy 2. "Let's go to the yellow hood, there is a lot to choose from and the food is good and cheap."
Riceboy 1. "What happened to your modded Integra??"
Riceboy 2. "Some thugs must have followed me home from the yellow hood and stole it."
Riceboy 1. "That's what you get for having a nice rice beater."
The Dumbest fucking rule in school
Kid:*puts up hood*
Teacher:No hoods in school!!!
Kid:WTF
A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.
Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"
A girl who sleeps with a variety of people in the hood.
Damn Krista such a hood rat. Abby told me she just had a three-some with Ray and Charles. She suck a hoe