hooked balls

is when you get kicked so hard in the testicles they come out of your mouth looking like a ball with a hook on it

that man just got hooked balls from that girl

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hook & a half

A nose, one of noticably non-American ethnic descent with a crookedness differing on each side of the profile

"Damn, that girls gotta a hook & a half!"

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fluffy hook

when someone sticks their finger up their ass and gets shit and ass hair on it and then creates a fish hook with their finger and sticks it in someone else's mouth.

kevin- "what'd you do to make jeremy so mad?"

greg- "aww, i gave him a fluffy hook the other night."

kevin- "ewwwww. no way man, that's nasty."

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J Hook

To curl your finger in a J shape and use it to lift someone's breast in an upward motion. Usually only done to fat kids or girls with big boobs.

My Girl friend annoyed me so much today, I had no choice but to J Hook her so hard her boob hit her in the face.

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Captain Hook

First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.

When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!

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Vag-hook

Verb: The act of fish-hooking a woman by the *ahem*, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one's way

Joe: Bitch just wouldn't step off. So I vag-hooked her across the room

Jim: You da man! *high fives*

...

Jim: We're both going to hell for this.

Joe: Yup.

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hook nail

any one or all of your toenails that have hardened by fungus and overgrown to a point resembling a hook or a claw. it will scratch you if it gets near your legs or rip your sheets. Can also be seen ripping through a knee high or painted badly in flip flops. Usually includes a crusty thick skinned ashy foot

girlfriend: I'm so tired of your busted up hook nail rippin' up my Martha Stewart sheets you broke ass nigga

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