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An individuals attractiveness changes due to the circumstance they are in. A change in a 1-10 scale rating often occurs. Applies for both women and men.
1) Becky is a 7 in the real world, but is the most attractive at the office. Due to circumstantial hotness, many of her male co-workers believe she is easily a 9 out of 10.
2) A boat crashes on a deserted island. Cynthia was the only female on board, and now the only female on the island. All the males who were on the boat, originally thought Cynthia was an average looking girl when she first got on. Now after being on the island for a few days, all the men believe Cynthia is the most attractive person they have ever seen because of circumstantial hotness.
3) Cassandra is normally an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale and is normally found to be attractive. Cassandra attends a party with a large group of other women who are much better looking than Cassandra. Cassandra appears to be less attractive, and therefore experiences a decrease in scale rating by the men at the party, and thus less guys try to be with her that night. This is circumstantial hotness.
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To lift up a lover's eyelid and slide your tongue above and around their eyeball, into the socket.
I gave Tom a Hot Socket the other day, and boy was it salty!
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when you suddenly find yourself surrounded by wannabe emos sporting the lastest clothing labeled with the cartoon charecters from years past. you can usually spot some one who has been "hot topiced" when the person is obviously trying to be unique, but looks just as shitty as the last shmuck who walked into the store.
"whoa man, what happened to mary? i never knew she owned so much black.....or had so many peircings"
"its too late for her now, shes been hot topiced."
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When a woman looks hot in her Covid mask until she takes it off
I couldn’t believe the gnarly teeth on that mask hot mama!
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The 'Hot Wink' is when you have an upset bowel (often owing to beer and a good Vindaloo the night before) and your anus is constantly "winking" all day to hold in the impending doom.
"I have the worst case of the hot wink right now"
or
"Can you hurry the fuck up in there, I have the hot wink"
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To smell an undergarment to determine whether it is clean or soiled.
Frank hot laurie'd his underwear lying on the floor to determine whether it needed to be washed.
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When you flip over the pillow because it's too hot and you want to lay your face on the cool side.
Teddy flipped his pillow over because he had a bad case of hot pillow.
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