I’m cooked

Bayron Alexander Abzun Urrutia

I’m cooked bro

I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship

“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.

I’m about to explode!

It’s what you say when you are about to erupt with a volcanic-like explosion of cum all over the place like in South Park season 12 episode 6 minute 18:36.

Guy 1: I’m about to explode!
Guy 2: *opens mouth wide*
Guy1: *stops* stop, that’s gay.

Nah I’m Jus

Slang version of “I’m just kidding”

Sam: bro astolfo is so hot

Jalen: yea he fuckin is!
Sam: really?
Jalen: nah I’m jus

I’m fishin

I’m fishin

“?‘Brian: “man how you doin

dan: man I’m fishin I made a 100 K and nailed .
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I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

I’m mad about it

Used when something is funny

Guy: I just saw a video where some dude slapped the other guy so hard he got knocked out
Guy 2: I’m mad about it