God's best creation. Small dried fruit cubes in the form of juicy goodness.
Erin: "What are those?"
Ruta: "Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets. They're God's greatest creation."
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The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.
Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.
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That kid in the YouTube video where his mom took his gta V and began freaking the fuck out and screaming and crying in the process. Is also rumored to be the thiccest nigga in logan hocking high school ,mason linton, though he denies it everyone knows it is him and will expose his ass eventually.
Orange Florida shirt kid is apparently mason linton but he completely denis anything that he is related to it.
A.G. at FF
I saw A.G. pumping iron yesterday, I told him he had jewboinz and he went on a Florida Fitness Roid Rage.
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So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)
*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
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The act of simultaneously pulling anal beads out of your lover's ass and shoving them down your throat
Guy 1: She wanted anal last night so I gave her a Florida choo choo train
Guy 2: I've always dreamed of doing that
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a variation of the florida taco-- when you cum into a pelican's mouth and mix up your semen with the fish guts located in the pelican's mouth pouch/sack, then squirt it into a vagina and eat it out of the vagina, then you shit on a big corn tortilla and puke up the fish/semen/vaginal secretions, then roll it all up into a big soft taco and feed it to a baby.
damn, that florida taco del mar looks freak nasty.
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