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When an affected ear has become accustomed to only hear the sound of gold falling.
I can't hear anything out of my left ear except the gold coins in my wallet, looks I've caught some jew ear.
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1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears
1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.
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The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.
Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.
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Persistent borrower (as cited in Routledge Dictionary of Slang and others)
In the House of Lords, he was surrounded by what the old racing crowd used to call "ear-biters and getabits and chancers".
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when someone tells you a sexual secret about another
'oi yo Zach ya know Niamh and Jake had anal lol'
'Yo I GOT HOT EARS'
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AN EAR TWIGLET is a little crisp like creature that lives in peoples ears....it eats wax
doctor: oh look he's definitly got an Ear twiglet in there!
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When one person rubs ones ear with fingers, or sucks on ear, this particular action almost always leads to sexual intercourse.
I gave her an ear rub, and i'm sure you can guess what followed!
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