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Jarred

A broad shoulder lover

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders

by pdrizL May 16, 2023


Jarred

an asian boy ur likely to be friends with but sometimes a lil awkward. He’s most likely in a band and plays the flute .

Jarred ur short
I M NOT S HO R T 😤

by bigboienergy September 12, 2018


Fetus in a jar

A fetus in a jar is a baby that is still in development stages that has died and was put in a jar usually for research purposes.

The scientist has a fetus in a jar to study what babies are like before birth.

by QuelfTV October 28, 2019


The Jar

Originating from a 2014 4chan post from a brony, The Jar is a clear jar containing a figurine (originally a Rainbow Dash pony) that is filled with semen over a period of time. Semen will sit in The Jar for an unhealthy amount of time.

Bro, have you heard about The Jar?

by DamnMan. February 25, 2022


Jar Me Later

A response to someone being annoying, frustrating and/or jarring.

When your landlord is demanding rent but you spent it on bag

"Jar me later"

by Jimrald Dank September 6, 2019


shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 11, 2017


Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016