Man iron

To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.

Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"

Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)

Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"

Iron Addict

Someone who is addicted to the endorphins they get from pumping iron.

He cant go a day without the weights because he craves it like a iron addict

Iron Maiden

There are two definitions of Iron Maiden

1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed

2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper

1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert

Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

Iron Maiden

A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.

We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.

iron blaster

Shotgun

Pass me the iron blaster I'm gonna blast these faggots

Iron Man

A Loser man and mass murderer.

Captain America:
Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away then what are you?
Iron Man:
A Loser man and mass murderer