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To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.
Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"
Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)
Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"
The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter
Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron
The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.
Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.
A mix of a woman's pubic hair when it is so massive, it prevents anyone getting inside her, with a abnormally large pubic area where fatty waste is stored.
I can't believe you tried to do "Alexandria the Iron Curtain"
After working out for months Breean lost her Iron FUPA
Synonym for railways, call so because tracks used to be made from irons
Trains run on iron roads
Iron roads are fun
Iron roads aren’t always made from iron
When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.
Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.
A girl who appears meek and submissive, but is actually dominant and assertive once she has her partner in a compromising position.
The opposite of a paper tiger.
Watch out for that girl, I heard she's an Iron Butterfly. My friend thought she was a sub, but she had him by the balls once his guard was down.