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The world was supposed to end in 1998, 2000, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2018, and 2020. It's all just tabloid scare tactics used simply for the purpose of arousing alarm.
Sheep: Did you read The Sun? They say that the end of the world is upon us!!!?!?!?!
Critical thinker: Tabloids are unreliable sources of information. I'd listen to the scientists rather than hearsay.
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The most devastating finishing maneuver ever performed. It involves hoisting a person up on to your shoulders, then twisting them off into a Diamond Cutter.
Oh no... this can't be... OH MY GOD HE HIT HIM WITH THE END GAME!!! ITS ALL OVER!
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An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.
The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.
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The end of the world occurs when you yourself end. The world doesn't end for everybody at once the world ends with you. You can expand your world pass the stars beyond the heavens and through God. People only see the world as they wish so, that world and the other people and everything in there might as well be that world.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world is just the beginning of another journey in life we can decipher life is truth from the moment we are born then what is to be deciphered in death?
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The collective nouns for a group of wankers
Here Ken have you seen that jeb end of wankers over there ?
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The enflamed bulbus end of a penis that resembles a German soldiers helmet.
Example 1: "I gave Sally the purple end for the first time last night, she loved it"
Example 2: "Bugger off and dont come back you little cunt or i will shove my purple end up uor arse"
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After a heavy round of period sex when a man's penis ends up covered in blood.
Last night was great, except for the bloody ending.
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