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A Woman who is being colon pounded
John - " Hey did you see that snow woman?"
Derek - "Yeah! Her colon got pounded!"
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An amazing friend who is turning 15 today. she defines the word fun and crazy.
also, a girl who dyes her hair a lot. crazy lot(:
& her girl who is so entertaining and fun to be around!
we love AUDREY cecile(?) SNOW!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BBY GIRL(:
Naomi: todays audreys birthday!
yulie: I know! july 30th babyyy (:
naomi+yulie: we love audrey snow!
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When someone goes all the way down the ski slope on their snowboard on their heal side, taking the mountain with them.
When Jack found himself amongst an entire slope of moguls he gave up on carving and snow plowed down the mountain.
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When a girl's givin' you head, you cum in her mouth and,quickly, (before she can spit it out or swallow), you hold her jaws shut and scream "I have Syphillis." She'll want the jizz out of her mouth so bad that she'll spray it out her nose, making her appear like a snow-breathing dragon.
Last night was wild! I gave Caitlin a Snow Dragon and the whole wall was covered in jizm!
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To tell someone that you will do something that they want you to do, but after they've left, you forget about it and continue living your life.
Dude, this guy wanted me to listen to his demo CD, so I told him I would when he'd left but I Aldous Snowed his ass instead.
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The oldest and richest of all cougars. Indigenous to the South Florida area. 50 to 60 years old and beyond. Preys on men in their 40's and 50's. Easily spotted by their tan, leathery skin, jumpsuits, and big hair.
Wow, this Snow Leopard is totally hitting on my Dad!
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slush and ice that hurts when it is made into a snowball and thrown at you. it is NOT soft powder or white. it is usually mixed with mud and dirt and has a dir ty quality about it. or it is ice and not snow at all. the latter is usually the case.
this snow in georgia is retarded.
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