Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .

I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover

Japanese crucifixion

Where you nail your penis to a board. By then attempting to have anal sex with a gorilla. Leading you to get stomped to death.

I am so ashamed of myself that I am surrendering myself to a Japanese crucifixion

Japanese Pan Noodles

The art of eating any noodles, oriental usually, out of a womans ass

Yeah, I gave her some japanese pan noodles and she went crazy!

Japanese

The language of Anime and Hentai

A sentence in Japanese would br like: “Oniichan no youguruto wa netoneto de betabeta de oishikunai yo”

Japanese

A ridiculously hard-to-learn language that is almost impossible to speak fluently without being a native speaker.

"I'm learning some Japanese right now!"
"Why is Japanese so hard to learn??"
"I like watching anime mainly because it has Japanese in it!"

japanese

cringe ass who thinks theyre cute or quirky or whatever they fucking is, its most especially for fatherless people who uses kaomojis, this is definitely except for japanese roblox animator, kei. kei is calm and not weird at all

japanese people made anime which made the world the

polar opposite sensation of their own characteristic mindset

Japanese

basically
whyz Japan is gud:
1. verrri gud anime like Gyakuten Saiban (Ace Attorney) and Kimetsu no Yaiba (Demon Slayer), etc and etc and so on and so on.
2. gud musik yay
3. gud flimzzz!!!!
4. veri awesomz techunololgy!!!!
5. and loads of guuud stufffz!!!
and thatz why. (and here’s a simple Japanese sentence: 私は岩遠露さんです )

“My Japanese friend works in making TVs.”