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To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
I never meet a such a lovely person, who i can truly trust. i don regret her one bit, she is a sunshine in my heart who always had my back. Without her my pain would be hiding in a whole suffering. I could never repay my dept of your kindness. my time with her has pass a long time but it feels like it was just yesterday. she is a great person, ONLY PEOPLE WHO TRY TO GET TO HER WILL TRULY LOVE HER!!
I don't know how my world would be without jazz, but i would know it be full of darkness. she creates sunshine from rain, she makes flower bloom. Even a smallest memory with her is special to me and to others.
thanks dear sis, you've been loyal
Idiot: she is annoying your lying
Me: shush child
Idiot: you don even know her for that long
Me: she is beautiful and the only person who would truly never understand her is you because your jealous of her confident
Idiot: ........
Me: SEE
Idiot: i defined her annoying
Me: i defined you as a jealous person and jazz as a flower
1. A type of music
2. A child Born From two Unmarried people ages 26 and older (by law men and women)
1. Play some jazz music
2. They had a jazz
Is that music genre that everyone recognizes but nobody can describe
Yeah... this is jazz... I don't know why it's jazz but it is
A good girl with a moist fanny
Man 1: Damn look at jazz being a good girl
Man 2 :and look at the Murry river from that moist fanny
this word means that you are describing Logan and Molly, jazz can’t be used any other way but to describe Logan and Molly other people just don’t amount to it
Random person: ur so jazzy
Logan and Molly: us? we know