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1. The flying Jesus
2. Walking Jesus' worst night mare
3. The future Jesus
4. Sky Jesus
5. Expression of pain
Jesus McFly! I stubbed my toe!
a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.
"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.
(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)
Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment
The basic major and minor chord shapes, as generally played on an acoustic guitar. They are commonly referred to as the 'Jesus chords' simply because they make up the majority of Christian worship music. Singer/songwriters are also well-known for playing these chords frequently in their music.
A guitarist who is only playing 'Jesus chords' (and not using a capo) will rarely, if ever, move his hand past the 4th fret.
Major chords:
E, F (barre), G, A, C, and D major
Minor chords:
E and A minor, B minor (movable), and barre chords that don't include the 3rd finger (movable)
I can kinda play guitar...well, I know the Jesus chords, at least.
During a Halo 2 or Halo 3 multiplayer game, one player melee lunges an unreasonably far distance to get a kill.
That guy Jesus Lunged me from halfway across the map!!!!!!!
An outwardly cool guy who is actually psychotic. In Irish folklore, a demon with the same charisma as Jesus Christ.
He's such a jesus devil: four girls pregnant simultaneously; three seperate court appearances---'break and enter', 'make an officer of the law look like a suckrod', 'carnal knowledge of a horse'. Plus next week, he auditions as a game show host.
A grilled cheese sandwich that has been toasted in the image of Jesus
I can't eat that sandwich, I see the image of Jesus in it - it's a grilled Jesus