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sucked in.
eat shit!
you really suck!
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When you pull the extra skin from your sack and pull it up over your entire grundle.
"I freaked my girlfriend out when I showed her my Jacksonville jock-strap."
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It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.
Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
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1) The overall theft of someone's style;
2) Questioning someone's style;
3) ass kissing, sucking up or genarel riding of someone's nuts
When your boy comes over and borrows your shirt, pants, boots, and necklace to take out your ex-girlfriend. Your stij has been jocked.
Why you jocking my stij?
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leave me alone
dont speak to me
wow really?
honestly why dont u stfu
teacher: remy why dont you get off the computer
remy: why dont u get off my jock
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An expression that means "Excuse me, you are involved in matters that concern me, not you, so I would appreciate it if you would give me some space and let me do my thing." Basically when someone says get off my jock they want you to back the hell up and leave them alone because you are being nosey and getting involved in shit that has nothing to do with you. Get off my jock can also be used to ask someone to remove themselves from your penis (jock = penis). If someone is feeling on your dick without your permission, the proper phrase to use would be get off my jock. Another time where the phrase get off my jock would be appropriate is if someone is arguing with you and you prove them wrong you can yell "GET OFF MY JOCK!!!!" to be like "Yeah dumbass you were wrong I was right!!!"
Brendan: Who ya texting?!
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business
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