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Thiccest nigga you'll ever meet, has a dick that is 3145686 percent bigger than yours. He plays Minecraft and Roblox 25/7 and has more robux than what your family will ever have. He's sometimes a quirky VSCO girl at heart, but when you date him you will realize why all the girls in the school likes him (Hint: his peepee is big). He always gets the ladies and is known for managing to seduce the preschoolers. Although he seems like a manly tough guy, he will still go full communist with his intellect in math tests, his IQ is incalculable but it is rumoured to be over 9000. This doesn't mean you should be on his bad side, he personally knows the CEO of racism and it is even speculated that he IS the CEO of racism.
-Omg Juan is hot and sexy, I really want to date him
-Omg me too *nuts*
A bitch who can't hold a relationship for longer than two weeks. Juan is also incredibly short, and extremely unathletic.
Juan, although nice, needs to stop facetiming girls who don't like him back and get on playstation.
Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!
Why are you being such a Juan?
The almighty horse that stands on a balcony.
Whisper for Juan (he has sensitive ears).
Juan is a tall amazing beautiful model like puerto rican man, He’s sweet and charming and lovessss to get his girlfriend chipotle, He has amazing music taste and amazing hair. If you have yourself a Juan do not let him go.
Random: Yo have you seen that Juan guy around school
Taylor:HELL YEAH I NEED HIM IN ME ASAP
Total bitch. He is always fucking around with you and he talks the most shit even though he got no hoes. Sometimes he’s cool but most of the time he’s kinda gay.
“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”